Other Great Entries:

"As long as we get our Excel version upgraded we’ll be fine."

Mark Mosby
DENTSPLY International

"Cover your left eye and read the 3rd line down please!"

Frank J Eich
Procter & Gamble

"Did we get all our old Supply Chain technologies reviewed first?"

Ananth V Iyer
Purdue University

"Do we still have a "golden parachutes" at this company?"

Marvin Sager
Rockville, MD

"I think all of these are still very early in the Gartner technology hype cycle."

Alexis Brown

Chicago area

"The technology I crave for is meeting attendance by drone."

Piet Wallays
Ghent University College
Belgium

"I guess we gave up on the Magic 8 Ball and Genie in a Bottle."

Sue B. Brittain
Graybar

"Once upon a time RFID was on this list every year, but it is now long gone."

Stephen Hobart
Lima, OH

"Hey! We can have a new acronym: DIMDA."

John Domalewski
Haddon House

"This meeting is only scheduled for a half hour."

Paul Krumhaus
US Dept. of Defense

"We are still mostly moving things from here to there, right?"

Donald Angle
Lego

"I still can’t get him to answer an email."

Fred Koeck
Derby