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Aaron Dimario
Elgin, IL

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Jonathon Lowry

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Christian Peterson
Avnet Velocity

"Trust me, it's like taking candy from a baby."

Samual Ordonio
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"Psst… I've turbocharged this bad-boy."

Chris Garbarino
Agilent Technologies, Inc.

"Let's just train him how to pick so he can just time himself."

Bill Davis
Lowe's Companies, Inc.

"I'm afraid this means back to a standard lunch break today."

Geore Mycroff

"Like it isn't enough when my wife does this at home."

OLGA LYAKHOVETSKAYA
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"The union hires me in as a hired gun standards buster."

Mindy Keller
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"You finished installing the speed governor on this thing, right?"

Roberto DeGaetano
General Mills

"He came here from a NASCAR pit crew."

Tim Culhane
Cocal-Cola Refreshments

"He's just waiting for Mickey's big hand to get to the 12."

Darryl Finch
Versacold Cliveden Center Manager

"I just go around in circles, he thinks we're the most productive workers on site."

Steve Herrity
Kmart

"He doesn't expect us to do a full day's work in just eight hours, does he?"

Surayabay

"What's the standard skid mark length if I take this baby up to full speed and slam on the brakes?"

Dawn Torres
Johnson & Johnson Health Care Systems