Other Excellent Entries
“I warned you about programming it to do FIFO. It just picked the oldest thing it could find.”
Dan Lynch
Celanese
“One headcount removed…check.”
Tammy Haworth
"Sorry, can't stop the Picking process.”
Steven Mihalik
Whirlpool
“I tell you, there is no off button. “
David Elstad
United Stationers
“My mobile app just sent me a message that the robot does not have packing instructions for you!”
Jeff Gilbert
Hallmark
“And you said the Distribution staff never gets a raise…”
Tom O’Byrne
O’Byrne Distribution Centers, Inc.
“Put the Salesman down, please.”
Dave Jordan
Enchange
“It is a SEMI-automated palletizer – grab the box!”
John Reichert
TECSYS
“No, Mr. Bond, I expect you’re too wide.”
Daniel Hoffses
L.L.Bean Inc.
“I told you the robot doesn’t have a sense of humor.”
Kevin Catallo
Honeywell
“Well, the manufacturer did guarantee the device would flag any defects on the line.”
Catherine Ochse
Graybar
“That’s not right! I programmed it to give you a wedgey.”
Jeff Chaussee
Medtronic
“Just be happy you weren't lying on your back!"
Steve Brady
Penn State
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