Almost Winner:
"Wow, it does exist. And is that the Cloud under it?"
John Grohowski
QVC Inc.
Other Excellent Entries
"We called it a purple box at my old company. No one there knew how it worked either…."
Marc Schmitt
J Gallo
"I think you are looking at the wrong end!"
Emilio Porras
Sealed Air - CRYOVAC
"Sales says to only pay attention to the green light, and Finance to the red one. "
George Crawford
Graybar
“You said it was supposed to work right out of the box, but half of our purchasing department disappeared when we plugged it in.”
Vance Moore
FLFireScout Life-Cycle Sustainment Strategies
"Yes, but are we supposed to watch the box or not watch the box?"
Delores Huemiller
"I think we're being replaced..."
George Kelley
MPG Ingredients
"He really does believes that something will come out eventually."
Jason Riley
Clemson University
“It’s amazing Bob can still get coffee out of it since we prettied it up for the last Managers Conference.”
Darryl Finch
Versacold Cliveden Center
"Careful Stanley, remember Garbage in, Garbage out."
Clyde Miller
Oceaneering International, Inc.
"And all these years I thought Stanley was speaking figuratively when he said all optimization is done in the back office using a black box."
Dennis Macdonald
Georgia Pacific
“Step back. It blew up in his face last year."
Tom Hammanm
General Mills
"This tells us what was going on at the time when our supply chain strategy crashed."
Jeff Chaussee
Medtronic
"Ha, I haven't seen this since the 90s!"
Jeff Givens
Best Buy
“Right…so where’s the ON button”
Nathan Shane
Procter & Gamble UK
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