Other Excellent Entries
"This is how we thin the supply chain herd every year - the impossible objectives."
Alex Larkin
“He’s upset because the Mayan calendar doesn’t end until December 2012.”
and...
“He’s not even close to completing his objectives for 2011.”
Chris Garbarino
Agilent Technologies, Inc
“Unfortunately, his goal is to outsource himself in 2012."
Scott Lawrence
Neighborhood Housing Services
"Don’t get too upset, Ralph. They’ll change by Valentine’s Day anyway."
Ken McKeever
PLS Logistics Services
"Hey Ralph, big changes for 2012, HUH?"
Jeff Givens
Best Buy
"I don't feel sorry for him - after all, he wrote that document himself!"
Brian Hayden
ITT, Dromtacker
"Looks like Mr. Stirdley just completed his latest dramatic masterpiece."
Steve Kren
Whirlpool
"You aren’t Ralph? Well…this is awkward."
Dawn-Marie Landini
ID Systems
“If he is crying about my objectives, I wonder how he will react to yours?”
Fred Flaherty
Abbot Medical Optics
"Man up, Ralph. I hammered lots of other much worse.”
Srihari Vempati
JDA Software
"Are you afraid to go back to your office too?"
Kristen Scherr
Boulder, CO
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