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"This interview is just a formality. My Dad said I could have your job if I pass the drug screen."

Bill Davis

Lowes

 "Well, being a delivery boy with Domino's, I guarantee 30-minute shipment to any customer."

Indraneel Dabhade 

Clemson University 

“So MR. BIG VP of Supply Chain, I couldn’t find you on Facebook or Twitter so just what are you looking for?”

Earl W. Engleman, C.P.M.

Bunzl Distribution

"Well, in the last job, I was pretty much responsible for what your role is for

...but I wouldn't mind an entry-level analyst job as well."

Srihari Vempati

JDA Software

"I considered myself to be an expert in the following logistics areas:  ABC, BTO, CPFR, EDI, ERP, JIT, LMS, MHE, POS, RFID, SCE, SCM, T&A, TMS,  VICS, WMS, and YM,S just to name a few."

Tom Stretar

enVista

“I have mastered demand forecast accuracy and perfect order fulfillment by leveraging my ability to read minds and time travel.”

Elaina Ball

CPS Energy

“…. And after my 90 day orientation is finished, I’m thinking of applying for the VP Global Supply Chain position.”

Michael R. Albert

Jacobson Companies

“I get it!! It’s like the chain on my wallet links me to my money supply.”

Joe Farinacci

Integrated Horticultural Alliance

"Why I was let go at my last job??? Well you see, it all started with these consultants who said we could achieve a 98% line fill rate..."

Bill Vellucci

Myers Tire Supply

"At my last company, I was the Director of Buzzwords, and if I'm hired, I'll fuse Lean with Six Sigma to implement a WMS and TMS and prepare this company for a full scale RFID implementation."

Catherine Klar

Pitney Bowes Inc.

"Oh yes, I have supplied chain for many projects."

Rick Laws, DML

SAIC - Science Applications International Corporation