It’s Spring break and Easter time here in the US, and I have decided to use that as an occasion to lighten it up a little bit this week.

That’s in part based on the tremendous response we have had to our Supply Chain Cartoon Caption Contest – and some of the feedback we've received related to that. To be honest, we anticipated the cartoons would be popular, as just as a bit of fun, but it seems to be even deeper than that.

We have had a number of emails relative to the cartoons that caught us a bit by surprise. Dozens of you have written saying that this little bit of humor is a weekly treat that helps alleviate if just for a few moments the real stress and pressure that SCM and logistics professionals face daily, given the current overall environment, relentless cost pressures, lean staffing, and other tribulations.

So, continuing that theme, I thought it might be fun to recount some of the funniest supply chain stories I have heard or been involved with over my career. We plan to soon start a special page where others can submit their own humorous or interesting stories as well.

The stories I share below are all these to the best of my memory, which though usually quite good may subject to some error.

Take Cover!

When I was working at McHugh/RedPrairie, I was told of a story that happened not long before I joined the company. We were installing a WMS in the late 1990s at a distribution center of Winchester Corp., the firearms manufacturer. It was a joint implementation between McHugh (RedPrairie’s name at the time) and Price Waterhouse Coopers (now part of IBM Global Services).

I don’t know the exact details, but somehow a pallet of ammunition was placed on the floor rather aggressively by a fork truck, or maybe hit by one passing by. Swear to goodness, a few seconds later, some of the ammo started going off. As Winchester DC associates and the McHugh and PWC on-site consultants started diving for cover, the pallet continued sending bullets off in all directions.

It must have been quite a sight. It didn’t last too long, and fortunately no one was hurt. I was told that after it was over and it was clear no one was hit, almost everyone in the DC started just cracking up.

My question always was: did anyone at Winchester grab a rifle out of a pick face and start firing back in self-defense?

JB Hunts’ Personal Auto-Vision

I heard this one from a former sales executive for truckload shipping giant JB Hunt.

In the early 1990s (I think), the legendary trucking leader JB Hunt himself somehow got into his brain an idea that he was sure was going to be a breakthrough approach for shipping cars from factories to auto dealers. He was no longer CEO but was still chairman of the company he started.

I have no ideas what it was, but apparently the concept captivated Hunt's interests for some number of months.

That led him to want to meet with auto dealers to describe and sell the concept, hoping to build some grass roots support he could take to the OEMs. The story I heard involved a visit to Florida, but there may have been other trips.

The local sale rep was told the big chief was coming - quite an honor - and that not surprisingly he wanted the rep to set up some sales calls in the area.

Ah, but not with regular shippers – with auto dealers! The rep tried, but the dealers had no interest. In fact, most had never even heard of the man.

“C’mon, this is the JB Hunt. He’s a living legend!” my contact said he exhorted the rep. “They have to see him. You’ll get fired if you can’t set some calls up.”

A few appointments were eventually made with reluctant dealer GMs, but whatever the idea was, it gained little momentum, and Hunt eventually dropped it altogether. The rep said he was never so happy to see a company executive leave town. Whether JB Hunt went to his grave in 2006 still believing in the concept I do not know.

Unilever Knew How to Buy Software

In the early 2000s, I and others were pitching Unilever NA on some supply chain software. It involved supply chain visibility and QA/recall management across the supply chain network. Quite cool.

We had some of the basic building blocks, but by no means a full blown solution, or – more importantly - the full operational knowledge we needed to build the solution out. We spent the better part of an afternoon discussing and white boarding key requirements for this new system with a 3-4 person team from Unilever.

That team was led by a wonderfully funny and smart middle manager who had been at the company for at least 20 years. As we wrapped up the day, soon to leave for a group dinner at Carlucci’s Italian restaurant in western Chicago, that manager said something like: “Ok, I think we have a basic framework here, but the big remaining issue is going to be about price.”

Yes, we said excitedly, that will be a key, but we certainly will work with you to keep it reasonable, or whatever mumbo jumbo supply chain software vendors say in such a situation. Internally, our team is all thinking “Here comes a really big sale.” The “buying signals” were obvious, as they say.

“Just to be clear,” the Unilever manager said, “The question is this: Just how much are you going to pay us to teach you how to build this solution so you can eventually sell it to others?”

We all laughed - but got the message. We eventually secured a pretty good sale, but the point had been effectively made – and Unilever paid a lot less than it might have. 

Dan Steps in it at LL Bean

I was an industry analyst for awhile, and in the late 1990s was asked to fly to Maine to give a presentation to managers at catalog giant at LL Bean, which was just starting to get supply chain religion.

Somehow, the discussion turned to benchmarking, and I said something like “You need to consider benchmarking all kinds of companies, not just in your industry, just as I know many types of companies from many industries have come here to see how you pick orders at extremely high velocity at Lands End.”

Lands End, of course, being LL Bean’s arch competitor.

I immediately corrected myself, and made some modestly funny joke out of it at my own expense. They seemed to forgive me. Sort of. But not really.

Don't FedEx It

As a quick sort of parallel, in the 1990s the company I was with needed to get a proposal to the United States Post Office for bar code data collection systems. Last minute as usual, we got the document done in the nick of time, and gave it to the mail department to send overnight express delivery.

Alas, they naturally and logically sent it via FedEx. Our sales rep told us the USPS decision makers were not happy with that decision. To the surprise of no one, we did not get the business...

I have quite a few more such stories, but am out of space. Will share some other ones during another lighter news week later this year.

Ok, not exactly Comedy Central stuff I’ll admit, but maybe this is the best you can get in supply chain. Hope you enjoyed – and maybe you have something even better. Would especially like some funny boss stories

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